Yes hello, I am Shelby. Living the hella lame life.

I just really like Brayden ok

chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

(via zoroark-is-cool-too)

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timid:

do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you

(via im-really-from-mars)

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acupofteaandmore:

if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you

(via bootytouches)

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themightyberkian:

minamarrrina:

True story my therapist told me it is 100% natural and healthy to have attachments to fictional characters, especially strong hero types because they may have flaws but in the end they always save the day and some people just need that constant positive force in their life.

You don’t understand how perfect this is.

(via iwanttofindmylobster)

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multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

(Source: perksofbeing-a-cauliflower, via lukeytbh)

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ashtonsdimps:

if your parents let you fly to LA and miss school for a thing called ‘derp con’ where is the closest place I can get your parents

(via lukeytbh)

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deaddboy:

if you ever see me at a con scream my url at the top of your lungs and even if it turns out it wasn’t me, hey, free promo thank u 

(via ciel-jaeger-attacks-rockbands)

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mofomichael:

STOP BEING SO BITTER HOLY SHIT. 5sos is going to send you to LA FOR FREE to see them perform at The Forum and they are giving soooo many places a chance to be a part of this. If you don’t think that’s the sweetest thing ever and if you’re complaining about this then you need to reevaluate your life jfc

(via im-really-from-mars)

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drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via imsailingtheships)

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2 days ago

howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

(via quasarblazer-421)

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2 days ago

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

(via im-really-from-mars)

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2 days ago

sharethatreally:

"MY BABIES" I scream at a group of men that are actually older than me

(via pwincesssapphire)

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2 days ago

untalks:

I need someone to actually care about me and my feelings

(via y0urcind3r3lla)

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2 days ago

principatus:

fuck boys but also fuck boys u feel me

(via seriiouslyshiit)

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